When I Grow Up

Me: So what do you want to be when you grow up Brandon?

B: I want to be like daddy

Me: A teacher like daddy?

B: No, just like daddy

Me: Can you explain?

B: Because you're his wife

Me: And?

B: I want a nice wife!


He melts his mommy's heart! :)

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The Doctor!

B: Hello little girl, are you ill?
H: Yes doctor, I have a headache and three fevers
B: (Pops the thermometer into her mouth) OK, let me check your temperament and if you have a heart
B: You have one fever, it's bad
H: Oh No! What medicine will you give me?
B: Green, red and yellow medicine for one hundred days
H: That's good, I like red
B: I found your heart, it's beating
B: And now young lady (picks up the syringe) be brave... it's time for your projection!
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Wordless Wednesday

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