So, I cannot get over all the crap going on in the United States, about President Obama wanting to address students regarding education. Seriously, have people gone insane?
Dumb question, let's try again.
Do people realize how insane they are?
The President of a country, wants to make a speech telling kids to stay in school, take responsibility for their education, work hard... and people are angry about this? You have got to be at least... really, at least a hundred different kinds of idiot to be upset that your kids might..
1) Hear him
2) Listen to what he says
3) Get influenced by it and do well in school
A hundred different kinds of idiot.
I couldn't figure out why they were going SO crazy, about such a small thing. So, I decided to talk to God about it. And, we both chatted about this on YIM today. No, not using voice, just regular stone age internet text chat. And, I saved the conversation for you all... Just in case you don't believe He really does have a Yahoo account.
OneTruGod: Hey Smart ass
BitchBliss: (Yes, that's my YIM username) Hey Big G!
OneTruGod: So what's up with all these humans going nuts over Obama speaking to kids in school?
BitchBliss: Don't ask me, I thought they were your fans, you should know... Shouldn't you have already known? I was going to ask you ffs!
OneTruGod: Don't start your crap with me Missy
BitchBliss: WTF? I ask you one simple question and you get all pissy.. I'm logging off
OneTruGod: No, no wait... Sorry, it's been a rough day
BitchBliss: You have days like regular people?
OneTruGod: Will you just shut it?
BitchBliss: OK, sorry, what happened?
OneTruGod: Too many crazies accepting my boy JZ, some were screaming his name so loud I thought I was going to go deaf
BitchBliss: Are you sure they were accepting him and not um, you know... just having great sex?
OneTruGod: I know the difference smart ass
BitchBliss: OK.. OK just trying to be helpful
OneTruGod: So, about Obama and the students, what's the latest?
BitchBliss: What? Am I your news service now? Why don't you just sign up for a Twitter account like I told you to? Stay in touch with current events and all that?
OneTruGod: No time
BitchBliss: Excuses, excuses, just do it already! Then you would know how your fans in America are going bat shit crazy because their President wants to give their kids a speech.
OneTruGod: I have no idea what's wrong with them, I like Obama... And, he speaks so beautifully, even the angels stop playing their harps to listen.
BitchBliss: Your angels still play harps? What is this? 1702?
OneTruGod: It's not like he's going to brainwash them... He just wants to talk. I can see inside his heart, his intentions are good.
BitchBliss: Do you look inside their hearts? Your fans I mean.
OneTruGod: Um, no.. I rarely bother
BitchBliss: WHAT? But they're your fans! That's unfair to them. Go look RIGHT now and tell me what you see.
OneTruGod: OK, OK... brb
OneTruGod: Back
BitchBliss: You can seriously do shit like that in one second?
OneTruGod: Yeah so?
BitchBliss: Coolness! So whatdidyousee?
OneTruGod: Crap!
BitchBliss: You saw crap?
OneTruGod: That's right, They're full of crap!
BitchBliss: Well, I could have told you that, and I can't see inside their hearts.
OneTruGod: Show off!
BitchBliss: So, are they going to lighten up a bit?
OneTruGod: **Sigh*** No... they'll keep at it. And since they have free will and all that....
BitchBliss: Free will? Really?
OneTruGod: Well, yeah, that part's true
BitchBliss: And the rest is all false?
OneTruGod: Well.... Umm anyway I gtg shower
BitchBliss: You shower? I thought you were spotlessly clean always and shiny like a bright light.
OneTruGod: Smart ass! ttyl
BitchBliss: K... later... Maybe then we can chat about your fans in Pakiland who want to eliminate music from schools?
OneTruGod: ***sigh*** Do we have to?
BitchBliss: Not really...
OneTruGod: Thank Self!
BitchB$liss: LOL You're weird...
OneTruGod: Back at ya babe! Peace out!
So there we have it. God thinks they're all full of crap! Nothing we can do about it.
Thanks for stopping by people! And, don't forget to teach your kids the difference between right, and the religious right!
Have a great weekend!
Dumb question, let's try again.
Do people realize how insane they are?
The President of a country, wants to make a speech telling kids to stay in school, take responsibility for their education, work hard... and people are angry about this? You have got to be at least... really, at least a hundred different kinds of idiot to be upset that your kids might..
1) Hear him
2) Listen to what he says
3) Get influenced by it and do well in school
A hundred different kinds of idiot.
I couldn't figure out why they were going SO crazy, about such a small thing. So, I decided to talk to God about it. And, we both chatted about this on YIM today. No, not using voice, just regular stone age internet text chat. And, I saved the conversation for you all... Just in case you don't believe He really does have a Yahoo account.
OneTruGod: Hey Smart ass
BitchBliss: (Yes, that's my YIM username) Hey Big G!
OneTruGod: So what's up with all these humans going nuts over Obama speaking to kids in school?
BitchBliss: Don't ask me, I thought they were your fans, you should know... Shouldn't you have already known? I was going to ask you ffs!
OneTruGod: Don't start your crap with me Missy
BitchBliss: WTF? I ask you one simple question and you get all pissy.. I'm logging off
OneTruGod: No, no wait... Sorry, it's been a rough day
BitchBliss: You have days like regular people?
OneTruGod: Will you just shut it?
BitchBliss: OK, sorry, what happened?
OneTruGod: Too many crazies accepting my boy JZ, some were screaming his name so loud I thought I was going to go deaf
BitchBliss: Are you sure they were accepting him and not um, you know... just having great sex?
OneTruGod: I know the difference smart ass
BitchBliss: OK.. OK just trying to be helpful
OneTruGod: So, about Obama and the students, what's the latest?
BitchBliss: What? Am I your news service now? Why don't you just sign up for a Twitter account like I told you to? Stay in touch with current events and all that?
OneTruGod: No time
BitchBliss: Excuses, excuses, just do it already! Then you would know how your fans in America are going bat shit crazy because their President wants to give their kids a speech.
OneTruGod: I have no idea what's wrong with them, I like Obama... And, he speaks so beautifully, even the angels stop playing their harps to listen.
BitchBliss: Your angels still play harps? What is this? 1702?
OneTruGod: It's not like he's going to brainwash them... He just wants to talk. I can see inside his heart, his intentions are good.
BitchBliss: Do you look inside their hearts? Your fans I mean.
OneTruGod: Um, no.. I rarely bother
BitchBliss: WHAT? But they're your fans! That's unfair to them. Go look RIGHT now and tell me what you see.
OneTruGod: OK, OK... brb
OneTruGod: Back
BitchBliss: You can seriously do shit like that in one second?
OneTruGod: Yeah so?
BitchBliss: Coolness! So whatdidyousee?
OneTruGod: Crap!
BitchBliss: You saw crap?
OneTruGod: That's right, They're full of crap!
BitchBliss: Well, I could have told you that, and I can't see inside their hearts.
OneTruGod: Show off!
BitchBliss: So, are they going to lighten up a bit?
OneTruGod: **Sigh*** No... they'll keep at it. And since they have free will and all that....
BitchBliss: Free will? Really?
OneTruGod: Well, yeah, that part's true
BitchBliss: And the rest is all false?
OneTruGod: Well.... Umm anyway I gtg shower
BitchBliss: You shower? I thought you were spotlessly clean always and shiny like a bright light.
OneTruGod: Smart ass! ttyl
BitchBliss: K... later... Maybe then we can chat about your fans in Pakiland who want to eliminate music from schools?
OneTruGod: ***sigh*** Do we have to?
BitchBliss: Not really...
OneTruGod: Thank Self!
BitchB$liss: LOL You're weird...
OneTruGod: Back at ya babe! Peace out!
So there we have it. God thinks they're all full of crap! Nothing we can do about it.
Thanks for stopping by people! And, don't forget to teach your kids the difference between right, and the religious right!
Have a great weekend!
